Fly On The Wall - Lord C’s Experience

So what is it like to be at one of Uncle M’s photo sessions?

It’s not bad, really. I’ve been to several of them now as a spare rigger/gopher/site bitch. But never really, a fly on the wall. I’m the guy that walks around makes jokes, gets water, holds girls upright and cuddles. It’s tough… Ok maybe not so tough but it sure is enjoyable.

Really though, it’s about making the girls comfortable. It’s not uncommon for me to be found holding Brandi, Gish, or one of the other girls, upright for an hour at a stretch since it seems to be pretty hard to balance on stilettos. Or sub-woofer. (First photo shoot with Brandi). Also at almost every shoot I have attended, it’s always been a first time for at least one girl to experience bondage such as this. Sure they’ve had some lighter bondage, but it’s mainly consisted of the ever popular furry handcuffs. So I usually chat them up and try to put them at ease so they can get to enjoying the fun to be had.

For example, on our last shoot I could sense that Mia was a little nervous, so being the goof that I am I started giving her a scalp massage and talking with a very gay, very femmy lisp. (Which for those who don’t know me it seems to come completely out of no-where.) “Oh. My. God. Girl. You have the most gorgeous roots. Who sthyled your hair today?” By the end of that sentence she was laughing. The wig she was wear, by the way, was courtesy of Deadly Couture. After that M found it easier to tie her. And leave her to the mercy of the photographers.

Generally a photo-shoot is a relaxed atmosphere. I get water for people, pass and organize the ropes for M, ogle the girls shamelessly, and untie them. I have to say I am not disappointed by the fact that M choses not to untie the girls. Usually it’s the best part of the job. I get to get up close and personal with the model and chat with her as well as take my sweet time untying them. With some of them they really enjoy the feeling of release that comes after all the rope is off. The expressions on their faces when the rope is trailing over their bodies makes being a site bitch worth while. So I like to try and find that balance of giving them sensational pleasure as well as getting the rope off them. I know for a fact that at least one of the girls has come during untying.

I have had the pleasure of meeting most of the girls who M has bound, and I must say that they are one of the reasons why the shoots are so relaxed, enjoyable, and what make the website so special. For the most part we sit around and chat about everything from Invader Zim to philosophy to pretty much anything else that comes to mind. They are all laid back girls who you see everyday around the city. They are professional courteous and above all a heck of a lot of fun. And now I’m off to sing the doom song.

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